February 2012
”How much for a sleeve?” /facepalm.
The Acacia Strain > Emmure. Just sayin.
I fucking HATE when people jack shit out of my friends portfolio without giving credit. I want to cunt punch you.
I have a donate button on my profile now, so if anyone wants to throw me a little something for my birthday so I can see muh boo, that would be sweet. :D
Please go check out my clothing line... →
insult-the-dead:
It would mean the world to me if you would go check it out and if you like what you see perhaps reblog this post and like the FB page?
if not then well… thanks for taking the time to check it out. <3
Please check this out<3
*girl walks in* -I want my vertical tragus piercing. *points to the side of her face where there are horrid scars* I have my jewelry. How much does it cost?”
*me* Can I see the jewelry please?
*girl shows me her plastic curved barbel*
*me*“I can’t pierce you with plastic, it’s really not safe to be worn in the body and especially while healing. That’s also not the...
Anonymous asked: do you actually use the diva cup? how is it?
Because I am a Woman: Green Your Period: DivaCup... →
becauseiamawoman:
I finally did it! I used my DivaCup, and let me tell you- there is no going back. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what it is, a DivaCup is a menstrual cup that you insert when you have your period. It catches all your menstrual blood, and when it is full you simply dump it in…
So I had a dream that I was going through customs to get to Jordans, and the boarder patrol asshole was going through my bags and I asked him to be very careful with a certain little makeup bag because it had expensive jewelry in it. He looked at me, shook the bag and opened it, removed the bubble wrap from my pair of rose quartz plugs and as he was looking at it confused, he drops it only to have...
rats-in-the-walls asked: You like Volumes, You just got even cooler <3
ihatenicolascage asked: Wish you were laying on my chest right now. Ily
Please go check out my clothing line... →
insult-the-dead:
It would mean the world to me if you would go check it out and if you like what you see perhaps reblog this post and like the FB page?
if not then well… thanks for taking the time to check it out. <3
THIS IS MY BEST FRIENDS CLOTHING LINE. GO FUCKING LOOK AT IT. Thanks<3
Shut up Terry.
Dear cilantro: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FOOD. I HATE HOU.
I really like Volumes. Like a lot.
My birthday is in 7 days :) If anyone wants to do anything for my birthday, I have a paypal donate button on my page. I want to spend my birthday with Jordan! No pressure!
I am going to try and convince him to make me a toblerone cheesecake. He eats rabbit food and probably won’t though.
myownhell asked: i want genital ribs and metal teeth
I want fake tits and new teeth.
