So I had a dream that I was going through customs to get to Jordans, and the boarder patrol asshole was going through my bags and I asked him to be very careful with a certain little makeup bag because it had expensive jewelry in it. He looked at me, shook the bag and opened it, removed the bubble wrap from my pair of rose quartz plugs and as he was looking at it confused, he drops it only to have it shatter and me scream “I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH MY FUCKING STUFF. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE COST?” causing me to be denied entry into the United States of Shit. I woke up so angry.